i feel so safe now

Mon Aug-20th-2007 // Filed under: Random Crap

Worried about colon cancer, high blood pressure or domestic abuse? Never fear, you’re okay now, because there are people who have promised to safeguard you against anything that might be harmful. Even tomorrow! In a world, no less!

The person responsible for this utterly ridiculous ad should, at this point, solemnly look in the mirror, realize that he’s responsible for what could only be described as a complete failure of cool and then, without an instant of hesitation, run out of the building and plunge headfirst into traffic.


And, gosh, no, F-Secure, your rhetoric isn’t stupid or nothin’! If you bide your time, it’s exactly the same as if you did the crime. Of course, speaking as a shafted ex-employee, I’m not hugely shocked to hear that you’re still a little hazy on the concepts of justice or responsibility.


  1. Tsihihihi. Aika riemastuttava, vaikka herättääkin huolestuneita ajatuksia siitä, mikä kaikki nykyään menee läpi asiakkaille… Ja jos noinkin kehnolle graafikolle on löytynyt töitä, niin ehkä omakaan tilanteeni ei ole täysin toivoton.

    Comment by Ninni — August 20, 2007 @ 1187611902

  2. F-Secure: Keski-ikäiset kravattimiehet puolustamassa sinua Mustalta Uhalta.

    Comment by JD — August 21, 2007 @ 1187694734

  3. Mieltä lämmmittää kuitenkin aina tieto siitä, että ainoa ex-F-Securelainen lähipiiristä, joka oikeasti teki pikkuriikkistä enemmän rahaa optioillaan oli Lauri Rask, työn sankari :-D

    Comment by Scully — August 21, 2007 @ 1187707899

  4. Mustalta Uhaltapa hyvinkin.

    Comment by Naama — July 20, 2010 @ 1279669888

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