didn’t inhale, either

Sat Nov-4th-2006 // Filed under: Things Are Happening


Ted Haggard. Pastor Ted!

Folks, I will say this right now with no shame whatsoever: I am in joy over this man’s agony. I freely admit that that’s the kind of a man I am. This piece of shit gets caught in a gay affair because even the man he’s paying for sex can’t stomach listening to him anymore? How could you not love it?

Excellent liar, too! Very credible. “I bought it but I didn’t use it.” Oh, absolutely, Pastor Ted. One day you just woke up and decided to buy some metamphetamines from this fag bodybuilder and got a hotel room massage from him while you were at it, but you didn’t use it and you didn’t have sex with the guy. It was just one of those things. What kooky thing will you come up with next?

Oh, it’s just so good. I’m giddy.


  1. Check out how disgusting the guy is in the BBC series “The Root of All Evil?” (probably available in YouTube).

    Comment by Jaakko — November 6, 2006 @ 1162825738

  2. Yeah, the guy’s a turd, I know. And yeah, it’s in YouTube, and I highly recommend it for everyone; the Haggard bit starts at about 20 minutes into it or so, and it’s scary as hell. The guy just oozes arrogance — while accusing Dawkins of it. (Which is not to say that Dawkins isn’t arrogant, because, well, this is Richard Dawkins we’re talking about. He’s hardly timid. But compared to Pastor Ted’s slimy charisma and staggeringly overbearing method of argumentation, that’s like an ocean calling a dewdrop wet.)

    Dawkins did some awesome work in The Root of All Evil?, no question.

    Comment by Mikki — November 6, 2006 @ 1162826943

  3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USE-od8RCJg

    Comment by Suviko — November 19, 2006 @ 1163912333

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