6 true facts about the captain

Thu Sep-27th-2007 // Filed under: Word Balloons

Fact #1: Captain America can find even the most cleverly disguised Nazi camps.

Note the ingeniously hidden flag!

Camp Reichland! Those Bund types really know how to keep a low profile, don’t they?

Fact #2: Captain America has the best enemies.

It's a foolproof plan.

That’s the Camera Fiend. With his, y’know, Camera of Doom. (Well, it shoots the Darts of Doom. I’m not sure if it’s actually called the Camera of Doom. Perhaps it’s actually called the Fiendish Camera.)

Fact #3: Captain America likes it when people drown.

Also, he hopes that the guy's mother has cancer.

It just goes to show that you don’t need to be super to be a dick.

Fact #4: Captain America is a snappy dresser.

Look how happy he is!

I guess this is better than the time he decided to dress up as an old woman.

Fact #5: Captain America loves surprise visits.

He sabotages the cannon -- from the inside!

Not quite pictured: Hermann Göring. Cap has friends in high places!

Fact #6: Captain America gives the best advice.

He can barely keep a straight face.

He also has the most impressionable sidekick.

1 Comment

  1. Oh, Bucky! I’m sure you’ll grow up to be just like Steve.

    Huh? Winter Soldier? Wait, what?

    Comment by Ripa — September 27, 2007 @ 1190896772

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