6 true facts about the captain
Fact #1: Captain America can find even the most cleverly disguised Nazi camps.
Camp Reichland! Those Bund types really know how to keep a low profile, don’t they?
Fact #2: Captain America has the best enemies.
That’s the Camera Fiend. With his, y’know, Camera of Doom. (Well, it shoots the Darts of Doom. I’m not sure if it’s actually called the Camera of Doom. Perhaps it’s actually called the Fiendish Camera.)
Fact #3: Captain America likes it when people drown.
It just goes to show that you don’t need to be super to be a dick.
Fact #4: Captain America is a snappy dresser.
I guess this is better than the time he decided to dress up as an old woman.
Fact #5: Captain America loves surprise visits.
Not quite pictured: Hermann Göring. Cap has friends in high places!
Fact #6: Captain America gives the best advice.
He also has the most impressionable sidekick.
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Oh, Bucky! I’m sure you’ll grow up to be just like Steve.
Huh? Winter Soldier? Wait, what?
Comment by Ripa — September 27, 2007 @ 1190896772