Jiminy Cricket, I’m in hot water now — the CIA is after me:
Date: Fri, 23 Dec 2005 19:43:21 GMT
we have logged your IP-address on more than 30 illegal Websites.
Please answer our questions!
The list of questions are attached.
++++ Central Intelligence Agency -CIA-
++++ Office of Public Affairs
++++ Washington, D.C. 20505
++++ phone: (703) 482-0623
++++ 7:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m., US Eastern time
Over thirty illegal websites? Curses! You got me, Agent Allison!
The “list of questions” is, predictably enough, a .zip file that contains an (apparently Sober-infected) executable file, which I will naturally run right away — after all, it is the CIA that’s asking me to do it! It’s my patriotic duty, and besides, if I don’t do what they say, they’ll probably haul my ass off as a suspected terrorist or something, and we all know how likely I am to even talk to a lawyer if that happens!
The war against terrorism: making our computers more secure.
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