oh noes

Fri Dec-23rd-2005 // Filed under: Spam Patrol

Jiminy Cricket, I’m in hot water now — the CIA is after me:

Date: Fri, 23 Dec 2005 19:43:21 GMT
From: Mail@cia.gov
To: MailIn_Box@iki.fi
Subject: Your_IP_was_logged

Dear Sir/Madam,

we have logged your IP-address on more than 30 illegal Websites.

Please answer our questions!
The list of questions are attached.

Yours faithfully,
Steven Allison

++++ Central Intelligence Agency -CIA-
++++ Office of Public Affairs
++++ Washington, D.C. 20505

++++ phone: (703) 482-0623
++++ 7:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m., US Eastern time

Over thirty illegal websites? Curses! You got me, Agent Allison!

The “list of questions” is, predictably enough, a .zip file that contains an (apparently Sober-infected) executable file, which I will naturally run right away — after all, it is the CIA that’s asking me to do it! It’s my patriotic duty, and besides, if I don’t do what they say, they’ll probably haul my ass off as a suspected terrorist or something, and we all know how likely I am to even talk to a lawyer if that happens!

The war against terrorism: making our computers more secure.


  1. Sä oisit, kuule Mikki, paljon onnellisempi ja parempi ihminen, jos sulla ois joku säätö, joka viskaa roskat suoraan roskiin. Toisaalta sit tulis ikävä sun ränttejäsi, joten mitä sitä turhia säätämään.

    Comment by Hannu — December 24, 2005 @ 1135385768

  2. Saasta on kuule hyvä tuntea. Senhän takia mä viihdyn sunkin seurassasi!

    Comment by Mikki — December 24, 2005 @ 1135392770

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