Ted Haggard. Pastor Ted!
Folks, I will say this right now with no shame whatsoever: I am in joy over this man’s agony. I freely admit that that’s the kind of a man I am. This piece of shit gets caught in a gay affair because even the man he’s paying for sex can’t stomach listening to him anymore? How could you not love it?
Excellent liar, too! Very credible. “I bought it but I didn’t use it.” Oh, absolutely, Pastor Ted. One day you just woke up and decided to buy some metamphetamines from this fag bodybuilder and got a hotel room massage from him while you were at it, but you didn’t use it and you didn’t have sex with the guy. It was just one of those things. What kooky thing will you come up with next?
Oh, it’s just so good. I’m giddy.
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